KI KANDO!!

Ami Probashi Bangalee, go toh 1 bochur theke ami UK te achi. Na ,Na ekhane settle korini. India phere jete, ami paa bari ye e achi. Amar didi abar ' belethi ' . Seh , aaj 10 bochur theke Canada te baash korche. Amar Ma/ Baba thake, Ramrajatola --Howrah. Buj the e parchen obostha. Teen jone teen dikhe. Ekhon ami je ghotona ta bornona korbo sey e ta soth thi gotona. Ektu o bariye bolchi na---Maa kaali r dibbi!!!



Amar jamai babu--Asit da, hotat decide ( ko ekta English kotha dho kach chi--bol lam toh Probashi) korlo seh bari kinbe KOLKATA te. Aar ami je he tu okhane chilam , before coming to UK, sei dai e toh ta amar. Amar mone hole ,didi amar barrir kaache thakle sub hi de hobe , tai ami Jodhpur Park er ekta 'Agent' dhorlam. Phone korte jante parlam tar nam--Tapas Pal. Tai bell bajthe, ami jokhun dorja khul lam , ektu o bak e hoi chi. Ekta chottoh moton , gol gal manus pan chebate chebate bollo--"Ami Tapas pal. Cholun apna ke ko ekta bhalo bari dekha e". Ekhuno majhe-majhe raatire ghum bhenge jai--sei kaalo , gol mukh ta aar paan er chop dhora obda kabda daanth mone pore. Uuf!

Jai hok--ami toh gelam baari dekte. Amake niye gelo-Salimpur er ekta barithe. Baire theke toh building ta bhaloi laglo. First floor e uthe uthe dek hi ekta baari r dorja khola. Ekta , khali geye aar komore gam cha bendhe , moddho bhittho boishko lok dorja te dare ye ache. Ama ke dekte e bol len, "Ki !! Phete ana cho?". Amar chok chana boda hoi gelo!! Ki bole--ami phete ante jabo keno!! Pore jaan te parlam --'phete' maane-measuring tape!! Aar Tapas Pal--Se toh barithe e dhuk lo na. Amake bollo--"Jan jan apni dek he ashun."

Bari tar toh kichu bolar e nei. Jaar malik orakhum kore dorjar te dariye theke, lok ke bhoi dek ha be--tar baari toh buj te e par chen. Ekta e kotha maathai ash che---SANGHATHICK. Aar tar por Lok ta amar saathe kotha bole e jaa che. Ami jotoh bar berobar chesta kor chi , seh baarir suk khati korei choleche. Ami ekbar baire takalam--amader Tapas pal er dik he. Seh mich ke mich ke haas che aar amake ishara korche--"chole ashun, buro charbe na sohoje."

Ami , finally jokhun bero the parlam--buro amake bol lo--"Amar apna ke pochondoh hoi che. Ami baari apna ke e bekkire korbo".

KI KANDO !! KI JE MUSH KILE PORECHILAM!!